Celebrity toff Benjamin Fogle III was hospitalised yesterday by a punch from ‘Animal Park’ co-presenter Kate Humble. Fogle was caught leering round Kate’s dressing room door as she changed out of her tapir-soiled clothes. An onlooker said “Kate heard Fogle tucking his Ralph Lauren shirt back into his jeans and confronted him. Ben had no excuse so Kate thumped him.”
Leering
Ben spent three hours in hospital with concussion and mild bruising, but his leering hadn’t finished. A nurse at The Queen Victoria Hospital in Frome, Somerset told us “he couldn’t take his eyes off me. I liked the attention from a rich celebrity at first, but it rapidly went from a flirty gaze to a full-on leer.” That’s why we’ve dubbed him Ben ‘Ogle’.
Humble Pie
Kate told us "I can't work with him any more. One of us will have to leave Animal Park." When asked what happened she told us "I caught him spying on me so I gave him a slice of 'humble pie'. I have no more to say on the matter."
