Chew The Pat

It was revealed today that ex-Radio 1 DJ Pat Sharp used to host swinging parties. Sharp used to present '80s kids gameshow 'Fun House', but Blogging Not Dogging understands that he ran his very own 'Fun House' at weekends. The 49 year-old has done little to dispel rumours with his comments, he recently told BND "The Eighties were f*cking brilliant. There were loads of parties and of course, I hosted a few. I won't comment on the nature of the parties or which celebrities, twins or Blue Peter presenters attended."




Gimp From Knightmare

Rumours escalated when the formerly-mulleted star's 'Fun House' co-hosts Melanie & Martina Grant aka 'The Twins' stated that Pat used them "to entice celebrities to his parties". It is rumoured that many kids presenters of the era attended the monthly orgies including Timmy Mallet, Andy Crane and the posh-sounding bloke and his gimp from Knightmare (pictured right).

Fun House-style Games

In a candid interview The Twins divulged details of the parties. Martina told us "We were new to the celebrity world so we thought it was the norm. Plus it was the eighties- Gary Glitter was on the stereo, Michael Barrymore was straight and everyone thought John Leslie was a nice bloke." Melanie added "Pat would encourage guests to play Fun House-style games and collect tokens on their way round. The tokens featured different 'favours' that the winner was entitled to and female contestants often 'won' a card that said 'Chew The Pat'. I think you can guess what that meant!"